”A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you and your wife are having sex. The whole street was watchi...g and laughing at you yesterday.” To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday!LEXOPHILIA- WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?A lexophile of course!• Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!• How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.• England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.• I tried to catch. She had her relatives come and help her move, after all, she was five months pregnant. I was nice about our furnishings and told her to take what she wanted, especially the bed. I wasn’t about to sleep in it. I know this may sound funny, but I really didn’t give a shit. I guess it was more about being cuckolded than anything else. I wasn’t about to raise someone else’s kid. I just went on with my life and dated other women. Hell, I even went out with my ex-wife’s sister. I was stupid enough to. Over the next hour the two women talked gossip, life, and a variety of other topics. The two sat next to each other my wife staring into Megan’s eyes while Megan sipped her fourth glass of wine. The topic went to that of fantasies as Megan said she had always wanted to have a fling with someone without any consequences. Jane hearing this bit her lip and smiled and agreed with Megan placing her hand on Megan’s leg. Megan looked down at my wife’s hand then back up to her and said “So how long is. So, to answer your question, yes Cal, I still love you. I hate what you’re becoming, but I love you. But, I’m sorry, I don’t see any sort of future for you and me as a couple unless and until you have a complete change of attitude.”“And you don’t have an attitude I suppose,” Cal spat, “you’re just Mr. Perfect?”“No, Cal, I do have an attitude,” I replied, “but what I do is consider what effect my actions will have on others, and I take that into account when I make decisions.”“I’m sorry David,”.
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